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mycontent[1]='<b>To de-crud a flower vase or wine bottle, try using a solution of 1 tablespoon of salt and 1 cup of vinegar.  If you still have some residue left, add some rice and shake.</b>'
mycontent[2]='<b>White vinegar will remove coffee or tea stains.</b>'
mycontent[3]='<b>To remove water spots from stainless steel place alcohol or white vinegar on a cloth.</b>'
mycontent[4]='<b>Lime deposits can be removed from teapots by filling the kettle with equal parts of vinegar and water, bringing to a boil and letting it stand overnight.</b>'
mycontent[5]='<b>Use warm vinegar to remove old decals.  Just allow the vinegar to soak in for a few minutes then sponge off the decal.</b>'
mycontent[6]='<b>To control the mold in your breadbox, try washing it occasionally with a mild solution of vinegar and water.</b>'
mycontent[7]='<b>White vinegar will help eliminate the odor from your pets accident on the carpet.</b>'
mycontent[8]='<b>To remove grease spots try using talcum powder.</b>'
mycontent[9]='<b>Your oven can be cleaned easily with baking soda.</b>'
mycontent[10]='<b>Corningware cookware can be cleaned by filling with water and dropping in two denture cleaning tablets.  Let stand for 30 to 45 minutes.</b>'
mycontent[11]='<b>Woodwork is easily cleaned with cold tea.</b>'
mycontent[12]='<b>Silver polishes will remove coffee stains from plastic cups.</b>'
mycontent[13]='<b>To clean an oven spill, sprinkle the area with salt immediately; then when the oven has cooled, clean with a damp cloth.</b>'
mycontent[14]='<b>Leftover cola drinks poured into your toilet adds cleaning power to your cleaner as well as giving it a brilliant shine.</b>'
mycontent[15]='<b>If you have problems cleaning a grater after grating cheese, rub raw potato over it before washing.</b>'
mycontent[16]='<b>Use an old toothbrush to clean a cheese grater.</b>'
mycontent[17]='<b>Drop a few drops of ammonia into greasy pots before hot water is poured in.  This will make them easier to clean.</b>'
mycontent[18]='<b>An excellent way to clean butcher blocks is with a plastic window scraper.</b>'
mycontent[19]='<b>Carpet colors will be livelier if you sprinkle a small amount of salt on before vacuuming.</b>'
mycontent[20]='<b>To unclog a drain, try using a cup of salt mixed with a cup of baking soda but no liquid.  Pour the dry solution into the drain followed by a pot of boiling water.</b>'
mycontent[21]='<b>To eliminate refrigerator odors, try a small amount of vanilla on a cotton ball.</b>'
mycontent[22]='<b>If you boil several cloves in a cup of water, it will rid the house of unwanted food odors.</b>'
mycontent[23]='<b>For a pleasant fragrance in your home, combine cloves with cinnamon, wrap in a cheesecloth and place in boiling water.</b>'
mycontent[24]='<b>Coffee grounds kept in an open jar will help absorb odors.</b>'
mycontent[25]='<b>For an efficient refrigerator deodorizer, try using a few charcoal briquettes on a small plate.</b>'
mycontent[26]='<b>To raise the nap of carpeting after heavy furniture has matted it down, place on or two ice cubes on the area overnight.  In the morning the carpet should be back up.</b>'
mycontent[27]='<b>Club soda that has lost its fizz has just the right chemicals left to add vigor and color to your plants.</b>'
mycontent[28]='<b>To save washing extra cups and spoons, first measure all dry ingredients, place them on waxed paper, then use the same cup or spoon for measuring the liquids.</b>'
mycontent[29]='<b>Dry eggshells in the oven then pulverize them in the blender and make a high calcium meal, which is excellent for plant fertilizer.</b>'
mycontent[30]='<b>Wash silver or silver plate soon after it comes into contact with eggs, salad dressing, olives, vinegar and other foods that have been seasoned with salt.  These will cause silver to tarnish faster.</b>'
mycontent[31]='<b>Keep plastic wrap in the refrigerator to prevent it from sticking to itself when handled.</b>'
mycontent[32]='<b>Hydrogen peroxide will not lose the fizzle if kept in the refrigerator.</b>'
mycontent[33]='<b>Keep a shaker of mixed salt and pepper near the stove.  Use three quarter part salt to one quarter part pepper.</b>'
mycontent[34]='<b>If food is scorched, place the pot immediately in cold water to stop the cooking action, which will eliminate the burnt taste from the food that was not scorched.</b>'
mycontent[35]='<b>If you overdo the mayonnaise, add bread crumbs to absorb it.</b>'
mycontent[36]='<b>If plastic has burned on an appliance, clean with lighter fluid.</b>'
mycontent[37]='<b>To remove cigarette burns or coffee stains, rub the stain with a damp cloth dipped in baking soda.</b>'
mycontent[38]='<b>To remove stains from enamel pots, mix bleach with water and boil in the pot until the stain is gone.</b>'
mycontent[39]='<b>Juice, coffee and tea stains may be removed by scrubbing them vigorously with a paste made of baking soda and water.</b>'
mycontent[40]='<b>Stainless steel pots will remain shiny if you rub them with a piece of lemon rind, then wash in warm soapy water.  If you have a problem, try adding a small amount of salt to the lemon.</b>'
mycontent[41]='<b>Clean crayon marks off the walls with baking soda on a damp cloth.  Has just enough abrasive action to do the job without causing damage.</b>'
mycontent[42]='<b>To repair a nail hole on woodwork, just mix a small amount of instant coffee with spackling paste or starch and water.</b>'
mycontent[43]='<b>Mirrors can be brightened by rubbing them with a cloth dampened with alcohol.</b>'
mycontent[44]='<b>Floor tiles can be used instead of contact paper on kitchen shelves.  They last longer and are easier to clean.</b>'
mycontent[45]='<b>To prevent mildew from forming in the refrigerator, try spraying the insides of it with vegetable oil spray after you defrost it.  It will make the job much easier next time.</b>'
mycontent[46]='<b>Blenders and egg beaters should be lubricated regularly.  Use mineral oil instead of vegetable oil.  Vegetable oil may cause corrosion.</b>'
mycontent[47]='<b>If you use a small amount of oil on the threads of syrup bottles, it will stop the syrup from running down the sides of the bottle.</b>'
mycontent[48]='<b>A hair dryer will help defrost a freeze-up in the ice-maker.</b>'
mycontent[49]='<b>When glasses are stuck together, just fill the top one with cold water and dip the bottom one in hot water.</b>'
mycontent[50]='<b>When postage stamps have stuck together, try placing them into the freezer for ten minutes and they should come apart without damaging the glue.</b>'
mycontent[51]='<b>Any cloth that has chewing gum stuck to it can be placed into the freezer.  After about an hour the gum should break off easily.</b>'
mycontent[52]='<b>Save money by purchasing the least expensive dishwasher soap, and then add a few teaspoons of vinegar to the dishwasher.  The vinegar cuts the grease and leaves the dishes spot-free and sparkling.</b>'
mycontent[53]='<b>When washing greasy dishes, add one-half cup of baking soda to the water to cut the grease faster.</b>'
mycontent[54]='<b>Hot white vinegar will remove the non-slip decals from the bathtub as well as stickers on dishes.</b>'
mycontent[55]='<b>Margarine will remove tar off vinyl surfaces.</b>'
mycontent[56]='<b>A good cleaner that will not leave a film on tile is a mixture of white vinegar and water.  Use approximately one quarter cup of vinegar to one gallon of warm water.</b>'
mycontent[57]='<b>A good cleaner that will not leave a film on tile is a mixture of white vinegar and water.  Use approximately one quarter cup of vinegar to one gallon of warm water.</b>'
mycontent[58]='<b>Peanut butter really will remove gum from hair.</b>'
mycontent[59]='<b>Stale milk or leftover milk makes an excellent cleaner for plant leaves.</b>'
mycontent[60]='<b>Mayonnaise can be used to oil wood.</b>'
mycontent[61]='<b>Salt is handy for sopping up wine spills.  Pour the salt on the spill, wait until it dries, then vacuum it up.</b>'
mycontent[62]='<b>After boiling potatoes, use the water to polish silver.  Just place the silver in the warm water.  Place a wash cloth on the bottom of the pot before placing silver in.</b>'
mycontent[63]='<b>A paste of baking soda will remove black heel marks from a vinyl floor.</b>'
mycontent[64]='<b>Top clean stains from aluminum pots: Try boiling rhubarb in the pan until the stain disappears.</b>'
mycontent[65]='<b>Meat tenderizer can be used to relieve the pan and itching from insect bites.  Dissolve one-quarter to one-half teaspoon in a small amount of water.</b>'
mycontent[66]='<b>Tomato juice will remove ink spots on clothing.  Allow to soak for 20 minutes before washing.</b>'
mycontent[67]='<b>Orange juice can be used to clean chrome.</b>'
mycontent[68]='<b>Banana skins will provide an excellent source of plant nutrients if buried just below the surface.  Especially good for flowers. </b>'
mycontent[69]='<b>Egg white sponged on leather will revive its luster.</b>'
mycontent[70]='<b>Half a lemon dipped in salt will clean copper or brass, then rinse in warm water and polish with soft cloth.</b>'
mycontent[71]='<b>Brewers yeast rubbed on dog or cat fur will repel fleas.  Giving them a vitamin to supplement approved by your vet will also help.</b>'
mycontent[72]='<b>A few drops of vanilla extract placed in a bottle top in the refrigerator will remove odors.</b>'
mycontent[73]='<b>If your white socks are getting dingy, just boil a pot of water, add two slices of lemon or one-half teaspoon of lemon juice and soak for ten minutes.  Then wash as you normally would.</b>'
mycontent[74]='<b>Dry mustard will remove onion odors from your hand or cutting board.  Rub in then rinse off.</b>'
mycontent[75]='<b>Ink stains can usually be removed by placing a slice of tomato on the stain.  It should soak up the stain.  Hair spray may also work on an old stain.</b>'
mycontent[76]='<b>Do not buy dust cloths treated to attract dust, just dip a pice of cheesecloth in a solution of 2 cups of water and one-quarter cup of lemon oil, then allow it to dry before using it.</b>'
mycontent[77]='<b>Leftover tea will clean varnished furniture.</b>'
mycontent[78]='<b>After you polish your wood furniture, sprinkle a small amount of cornstarch on and rub until you get a high gloss.  The cornstarch will absorb oil and leave a great shine.</b>'
mycontent[79]='<b>Sheer curtains will come out of the washer wrinkle-free if you dissolve a package of unflavored gelatin in a cup of boiling water and then add it to the final rinse.</b>'
mycontent[80]='<b>For a brighter shoe shine, place a few drops of lemon juice on your shoes when you are polishing them.</b>'
mycontent[81]='<b>Lemon juice and salt will remove mold and mildew.</b>'
mycontent[82]='<b>Glue on containers can be removed by using vegetable oil.</b>'
mycontent[83]='<b>Diamonds and gold can be cleaned with a solution of vinegar and water.  Never place opals, emeralds and pearls in the solution or any other soft stone or costume jewelry.</b>'
mycontent[84]='<b>Costume jewelry can be cleaned with a weak solution of baking soda and water.  Then scrub lightly with a toothbrush.</b>'
mycontent[85]='<b>If you burn your tongue, try sprinkling a few grains of sugar on it for instant relief.</b>'
mycontent[86]='<b>To polish brass, use a small amount of Worcestershire sauce, clean off, then polish with olive oil.</b>'
mycontent[87]='<b>Baking soda makes an excellent fire extinguisher.  It smothers the flames by cutting off the oxygen supply.</b>'
mycontent[88]='<b>If you have a problem removing a nut and bolt, just pour some carbonated soda on it and let it sit for 15 minutes.</b>'
mycontent[89]='<b>Battery posts can be cleaned with a thick solution of baking soda and water.  Allow it to soak for 10 to 15 minutes before washing it off. Baking soda is a base and will neutralize a weak acid.</b>'
mycontent[90]='<b>To remove unwanted grass from between sidewalk and driveway cracks, try using vinegar or salt.</b>'
mycontent[91]='<b>An inexpensive method of cleaning dentures is to soak them overnight in white vinegar.</b>'
mycontent[92]='<b>Vinegar can be used to clean pipes.</b>'
mycontent[93]='<b>White rings on furniture may be removed using a paste of salad oil and salt.  Let the solution stand for a few hours then wipe it off.</b>'
mycontent[94]='<b>Baking soda added to furniture oil may remove stains from woodwork.  Adds just the right amount of mild abrasive.</b>'
mycontent[95]='<b>To remove grease stains on your carpet, try placing corn starch on the area, leave overnight, and then vacuum up.</b>'
mycontent[96]='<b>Corn starch and water made into a paste may remove grease stains on some wallpaper.  Try an area that does not show first, to be sure that the wallpaper will not be damaged.</b>'
mycontent[97]='<b>A minor burn can be relieved by rubbing a slice of raw potato on the burn gently.</b>'
mycontent[98]='<b>To stop bad sunburn from blistering, try using a small amount of white vinegar.</b>'
mycontent[99]='<b>Vanilla extract will relieve the pain of a grease burn.</b>'
mycontent[100]='<b>To remove cigarette smoke from a room, try soaking a towel in a solution of vinegar and water, ring out completely, then wave it in a circular motion around the room.</b>'
mycontent[101]='<b>Pecans, walnuts or peanuts can be used to mask scratches on furniture.  Use a broken edge of the nut.</b>'
mycontent[102]='<b>Cold tea is a good cleaning agent for woodwork of any kind.</b>'
mycontent[103]='<b>A slice of bread will often remove makeup smudges from dark clothes.  It is not necessary to use the nutritious ones.</b>'
mycontent[104]='<b>Along with your detergent, add a bottle of cola to a load of greasy work clothes.  It will help loosen the serious dirt.</b>'
mycontent[105]='<b>Instead of throwing leftover cola down the kitchen drain, dump it down the toilet bowl and watch what happens. After is has soaked for awhile the toilet bowl should be sparkling clean.</b>'
mycontent[106]='<b>Lemon extract will remove black scuff marks from luggage.</b>'
mycontent[107]='<b>Stains from ball-point pens can be removed by sponging the area with milk until it disappears.</b>'
mycontent[108]='<b>A simple way to remove cracks in china cups is to simmer the cup in milk for 30 to 45 minutes, depending on the size of the crack.  If the crack is not too wide, the protein in the milk will seal it.</b>'
mycontent[109]='<b>Ball point pen stains can be removed with 70 percent alcohol or hair spray.</b>'
mycontent[110]='<b>Window cleaner sprayed on a warm grill will make it easier to clean.</b>'
mycontent[111]='<b>Coat your grill with cooking oil before cooking, and then clean it shortly after the barbecue.</b>'
mycontent[112]='<b>Distilled vinegar is best used for cleaning purposes, not for foods.</b>'
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